No Bachelor Party for Tony?!

This from the National Ledger:

NBA star Tony Parker must feel as he just drove the lane on Shaq. The handsome San Antonio Spurs guard has been rejected by his pint-sized wife to be, according to a published report. Eva Longoria, the same gal that struts in high-definition in skimpy outfits on ABC has reportedly called for a nude shut down.

No strippers, no cigars and no alcohol.

The 24-year-old San Antonio Spurs star's teammates and close friends began to plan an extravagant weekend for Tony, but when Eva, 31, got wind of it, she put her foot down. "Eva thinks letting men have bachelor parties is just asking for trouble," a pal tells the weekly entertainment magazine.

"Letting men have bachelor parties?!" Since when did a man need permission to have a bachelor party? Besides, this party is traditionally thrown by the groom-to-be's friends, not the groom himself.

Tony, if Eva is as controlling as this seems, what are you getting yourself into? Oh, nevermind, this photo of Eva answers my question.